Apple iPad with Vaginal Firewall Protection!

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Apple Tablet News

Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet

CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. "Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time," the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. "Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!" Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.

Sorry for the commercial in the video below.  Apple introduces laptop with no keyboard:


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
"Virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit."


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STARS ASKED TO MOVE JETS TO VAN NUYS

A Congressional candidate in Los Angeles is asking celebrities to plant their carbon footprint somewhere besides Santa Monica Airport.

UK Police Plan To Use Military-Style Spy Drones

"According to documents obtained by the Guardian under the Freedom of Information Act, the UK police plan on deploying unmanned drones in the UK to 'revolutionize policing' and extend domestic 'surveillance, monitoring and evidence gathering,' which will be used in 'the routine work of the police, border authorities and other government agencies.' 

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Obama Deploys Earthquake Weapon

Update: 5.9 earthquake in Virginia, August 23rd, 2011. Did Obama deploy his earthquake weapon again to smash the part of Virginia that does not vote for him?  Stay tuned!

Straight out of Conspiracy Theory (thank you for taking me Daddy!), Chavez spokesperson accuses Obama of zapping Haiti with the secret Earthquake Weapon!  Was the Space Shuttle orbiting then?

Citing an alleged report from Russia's Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman's state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create "weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes."

The station's Web site added that the U.S. government's HAARP program, an atmospheric research facility in Alaska (and frequent subject of conspiracy theories), was also to blame for a Jan. 9 quake in Eureka, Calif., and may have been behind the 7.8-magnitude quake in China that killed nearly 90,000 people in 2008.

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FBI got 2,000 phone records with fake terrorism emergencies

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Another step towards gogs

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Unobtainium Explained, along with those floating mountains

Script treatment via Naviblue

Basics: Unobtainium the mineral retains its "joke" name from earlier days.  It is a naturally occurring room temperature superconducting mineral.

The floating mountains are rich in unobtainium and float above areas of intense magnetic fields.

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Avatar puzzle: Feathers

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Thoughts on Neytiri, in Avatar

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LG Display to develop its 19-inch flexible electronic-paper screen

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US DOJ: Kindle in classroom hurts blind students

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Fueled by Coke

ZDNet has the scoop:

Cylindrical Nokia phone powered by Coca-Cola

It’s finally here: a soda-powered mobile phone! Sarcasm aside, someone has really developed this.

What was probably just a laughed-off concept before is now a reality: Chinese developer Daizi Zheng has designed a Nokia cylindrical cell phone that is fueled by soft drinks, but especially by Coca-Cola. (I wonder if that partnership was planned, or they’re just going to be getting some free publicity off all this.)

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Google goes Libertarian on China: Threatens exit for intrusions

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